highwayvagrant:

this nigga been a grownass man for like 30 years

does anyone else notice that his head is disproportionately small for his body

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

jamesfrancoe:

And on the 8th day god created hot boys who aren’t interested in me

shylabeouf:

actually my goal is to be a bitter, skinny woman who drinks her coffee black, always has her hair in a chignon in a black chanel suit and wears diamonds to breakfast while bashing everyone but nobody can say anything because i run the whole show

the-yolocaust:

im dreaming of a #FFFFFF christmas

exorcisingevilfromeve:

fictioningrey:

When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.

Need. 

my name is luna enriquez

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

toxic-ponies:

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

oh my god